Rythyme's Gay Ass Shit Scale

I will be rating LGBT dramas on the Gay Ass Shit scale, which consists of 3 separate ratings on scales of 1-10 as described below:

Gay: How much the show plays into and/or rewards familiarity with BL drama tropes. This is NOT actually a measure of the "gayness" of a show. In fact, depicting an authentic gay experience could probably result in a low score for this metric. On this scale, 1 is a show that feels like it just happens to be about LGBT characters; a 10 is an enemies to lovers romance between engineering students who keep advertising skincare products while wiping each other down with damp washcloths.

Ass: Simply put, this is a measure of fanservice and steaminess. A 1 is a show you could show your queer-friendly grandmother, while a 10 is like. Why R U? or something. Sex scenes, gratuitous shirtlessness, and steamy makeouts will boost this score.

Shit: A measure of overall quality. A 1 is a perfect masterpiece that should probably win an award or something. A 10 has a budget of like $2 and the worst writing/pacing/sound design/etc. you've ever seen. Basically, it's shit.

To rank these shows, I will take the average of the 3 scores. A lower score is a show that is more "conventionally watchable" while a higher score indicates something that is better left to hardcore BL fans. This is not a judgement of how good a show is or even my own personal taste.

This rating scale is inspired by the Weeb Ass Shit scale, as described by tumblr user iamthedukeofurl.

rythyme Oct 15, 2021

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1. His

Japanese Movie - 2020

10

Gay: 1/10
Ass: 1/10
Shit: 1/10
Average: 1.0/10
2. Your Name Engraved Herein

Taiwanese Movie - 2020

8.5

Gay: 1/10
Ass: 3/10
Shit: 1/10
Average: 1.7/10
3. I Told Sunset about You

Thai Drama - 2020, 5 episodes

10

Gay: 3/10
Ass: 2/10
Shit: 1/10
Average: 2.0/10
4. Like in the Movies

Filipino Drama - 2020, 8 episodes

10

Gay: 2/10
Ass: 2/10
Shit: 2/10
Average: 2.0/10
5. Light on Me

Korean Drama - 2021, 16 episodes

9.0

Gay: 4/10
Ass: 1/10
Shit: 2/10
Average: 2.3/10
6. His - Koisuru Tsumori Nante Nakatta

Japanese Drama - 2019, 5 episodes

8.5

Gay: 3/10
Ass: 2/10
Shit: 2/10
Average: 2.3/10
7. He She It

Thai Drama - 2019, 3 episodes

8.0

Gay: 1/10
Ass: 2/10
Shit: 4/10
Average: 2.3/10
8. A Tale of Thousand Stars

Thai Drama - 2021, 10 episodes

9.0

Gay: 4/10
Ass: 3/10
Shit: 2/10
Average: 3.0/10
9. Gameboys

Filipino Drama - 2020, 13 episodes

8.0

Gay: 3/10
Ass: 2/10
Shit: 4/10
Average: 3.0/10
10. He's Coming to Me

Thai Drama - 2019, 8 episodes

9.0

Gay: 4/10
Ass: 2/10
Shit: 3/10
Average: 3.0/10
11. 30-sai made Dotei Da to Mahotsukai ni Nareru rashii

Japanese Drama - 2020, 12 episodes

10

Gay: 7/10
Ass: 1/10
Shit: 2/10
Average: 3.3/10
12. A First Love Story

Korean Special - 2021, 2 episodes

8.0

Gay: 3/10
Ass: 4/10
Shit: 3/10
Average: 3.3/10
13. 3 Will Be Free

Thai Drama - 2019, 10 episodes

10

Gay: 2/10
Ass: 5/10
Shit: 4/10
Average: 3.7/10
14. Theory of Love

Thai Drama - 2019, 12 episodes

8.5

Gay: 4/10
Ass: 4/10
Shit: 3/10
Average: 3.7/10
15. Ingredients

Thai Special - 2020, 21 episodes

8.0

Gay: 5/10
Ass: 2/10
Shit: 4/10
Average: 3.7/10
16. We Best Love: No. 1 For You

Taiwanese Drama - 2021, 6 episodes

9.0

Gay: 7/10
Ass: 3/10
Shit: 2/10
Average: 4.0/10
17. Dark Blue Kiss

Thai Drama - 2019, 12 episodes

7.0

Gay: 4/10
Ass: 4/10
Shit: 5/10
Average: 4.3/10
18. HIStory3: Trapped

Taiwanese Special - 2019, 20 episodes

9.0

Gay: 6/10
Ass: 5/10
Shit: 2/10
Average: 4.3/10
19. Peach of Time

Korean Drama - 2021, 10 episodes

7.5

Gay: 6/10
Ass: 1/10
Shit: 6/10
Average: 4.3/10
20. Sotus

Thai Drama - 2016, 15 episodes

7.0

Gay: 7/10
Ass: 2/10
Shit: 5/10
Average: 4.7/10
21. Until We Meet Again

Thai Drama - 2019, 17 episodes

8.5

Gay: 5/10
Ass: 5/10
Shit: 5/10
Average: 5.0/10
22. Long Time No See

Korean Drama - 2017, 5 episodes

8.0

Gay: 5/10
Ass: 6/10
Shit: 4/10
Average: 5.0/10
23. Mr. Heart

Korean Drama - 2020, 8 episodes

7.0

Gay: 7/10
Ass: 3/10
Shit: 5/10
Average: 5.0/10
24. 2gether

Thai Drama - 2020, 13 episodes

8.0

Gay: 7/10
Ass: 3/10 (mostly for shirtlessness)
Shit: 6/10
Average: 5.3/10
25. Lovely Writer

Thai Drama - 2021, 12 episodes

9.0

Gay: 8/10
Ass: 5/10
Shit: 3/10
Average: 5.3/10
26. Color Rush

Korean Drama - 2020, 8 episodes

7.0

Gay: 7/10
Ass: 1/10
Shit: 8/10
Average: 5.3/10
27. HIStory2: Crossing the Line

Taiwanese Special - 2018, 8 episodes

8.0

Gay: 7/10
Ass: 5/10
Shit: 4/10
Average: 5.3/10
28. Bite Me

Thai Drama - 2021, 11 episodes

6.5

Gay: 7/10
Ass: 2/10
Shit: 8/10
Average: 5.7/10
29. My Sweet Dear

Korean Drama - 2021, 8 episodes

7.5

Gay: 6/10
Ass: 4/10
Shit: 7/10
Average: 5.7/10
30. Manner of Death

Thai Drama - 2020, 14 episodes

8.5

Gay: 6/10
Ass: 8/10
Shit: 4/10
Average: 6.0/10
31. Fish Upon the Sky

Thai Drama - 2021, 12 episodes

7.0

Gay: 8/10
Ass: 3/10
Shit: 7/10
Average: 6.0/10
32. Wish You: Your Melody From My Heart (Movie)

Korean Movie - 2021

7.0

Gay: 7/10
Ass: 4/10
Shit: 7/10
Average: 6.0/10
33. Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai VS Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko

Japanese Special - 2021, 1 episode

8.0

Gay: 10/10
Ass: 3/10
Shit: 6/10
Average: 6.3/10
34. Golden Blood

Thai Drama - 2021, 8 episodes

7.5

Gay: 8/10
Ass: 5/10
Shit: 8/10
Average: 7.0/10
35. Tonhon Chonlatee

Thai Drama - 2020, 10 episodes

8.0

Gay: 8/10
Ass: 7/10
Shit: 7/10
Average: 7.3/10
36. Love by Chance

Thai Drama - 2018, 14 episodes

6.5

Gay: 8/10
Ass: 7/10
Shit: 7/10
Average: 7.3/10
37. Hidden Love

Thai Drama - 2021, 14 episodes

7.0

Gay: 8/10
Ass: 5/10
Shit: 10/10
Average: 7.7/10
38. Why R U?

Thai Drama - 2020, 13 episodes

5.0

Gay: 8/10
Ass: 10/10
Shit: 7/10
Average: 8.3/10
39. TharnType

Thai Drama - 2019, 12 episodes

7.0

Gay: 10/10
Ass: 10/10
Shit: 7/10
Average: 9.0/10
40. TharnType Season 2: 7 Years of Love

Thai Drama - 2020, 12 episodes

Gay: 10/10
Ass: 10/10
Shit: 10/10
Average: 10.0/10
41. Nobleman Ryu's Wedding

Korean Drama - 2021, 8 episodes

8.0
42. Red Wine in the Dark Night

Thai Movie - 2015

3.0
43. The Best Story

Thai Drama - 2021, 3 episodes

8.0
44. We Best Love: Fighting Mr. 2nd

Taiwanese Drama - 2021, 6 episodes

7.5
45. Where Your Eyes Linger

Korean Drama - 2020, 8 episodes

8.5
46. You Make Me Dance

Korean Drama - 2021, 8 episodes

7.5
47. En of Love: Love Mechanics

Thai Drama - 2020, 4 episodes

6.5
48. Close Friend

Thai Drama - 2021, 6 episodes

7.0
49. Still 2gether

Thai Special - 2020, 5 episodes

9.0