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Everyone Is Psychic!, the Movie
5 people found this review helpful
Feb 20, 2020
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Overall 10
Story 10
Acting/Cast 10
Music 9.0
Rewatch Value 10
Anyone who is familiar with my posts on MAL knows I'm a big fan of ecchi anime. Well, this movie easily qualifies as a live action ecchi. Barely a moment goes by on screen where we don't see a very attractive girl wearing very short skirts or showing their panties.

One thing to keep in mind with this movie is that this movie is just for fun. It does not have a thought-provoking message. The plot doesn't really make much sense. Don't think too hard about this movie, just enjoy the ride. It knows its audience, which is fans of ecchi and raunchy humor and it delivers both of those elements very well. The scenes taking place at the high school in this film nostalgically reminded me of my own high school experience where everyone seemed to constantly have sex on the brain.

Some of the lines in this movie had me cackling. One line in particular was so funny I actually spit all over my desk (it was kind of gross) and laughed so hard I undoubtedly annoyed the hell out of my sleeping roommates.

Anyway, though. There's not really much else to say about this other than, if you like light-hearted movies with lots of cute girls in short skirts, panties, and raunchy humor, you will love the abundance of it in this movie. If that stuff doesn't appeal to you, you won't like this movie much.

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Young Mother
2 people found this review helpful
Dec 8, 2019
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Overall 5.5
Story 5.0
Acting/Cast 5.0
Music 6.0
Rewatch Value 5.0
Watching this movie is kind of like dating a two pump chump or a girl who just lies there while you two are in the sack. This movie is absolutely filled with sex scenes. Probably more sex scenes than I've ever seen in a movie. The vast majority of which were quite boring and repetitive with no foreplay, sexual tension, or chemistry between the actor/actresses. The sex scenes were done so badly that I'd be more inclined to watch certain PG-13 films for their erotic value instead of this.

The main reason they were bad has got to do with the acting. There were scenes where you could actually see the actress transition from stage mode to acting mode. The transition at one point was so jarring that what was supposed to be a sweet romantic moment actually startled me instead. Part of it was the camerawork as well. There were plenty of sexy actresses in this film but the director/screenwriter didn't know how to use them.

If you didn't come here for the erotic value of it, well, the story doesn't exactly make up for it. The film relied on the sex scenes to make it good. And I don't mind that, being a huge fan of the anime Kiss X Sis, but if your main draw is having sex scenes and the sex scenes are boring, then you really did a bad job of making this movie.

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